65 jokes about husbands
30 sex jokes
and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing
, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex
here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."
Hillary Clinton29 psychic jokes
goes to a psychic
who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
Single women33 man jokes
claim that all the good men
are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused
and don't know what they want.
27 asshole jokes
enrolled in nursing school
is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole
does when she has an orgasm
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids
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and her husband were participating in a blood
drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.
"Have you ever paid for sex
?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife
who was trying to calm a new baby
and tend to several other children
milling around her, "Oh yes", he sighed, "Every time."