65 jokes about husbands41 wife jokes
Hillary Clinton32 psychic jokes
goes to a psychic
who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
Single women37 man jokes
claim that all the good men
are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused
and don't know what they want.
30 asshole jokes
enrolled in nursing school
is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole
does when she has an orgasm
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids
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approached a very beautiful woman
in the large supermarket
and said, "I've lost my wife
here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits
like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"