54 jokes about husbands
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"41 → Joke
"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."
Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the other's goat and today they were meeting for lunch.41 → Joke
Nina noticed that Rosie was walking stiffly and asked what the problem was.
Rosie replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my husband is so big I just can't take it."
Nina replied, "I know, I know."
Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?41 → Joke
Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.11 → Joke
One woman said: "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked: "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said: "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend.36 → Joke
"Why shouldn't I?" said Jane.
"Well, maybe he is having an affair?"
"No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."
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