56 jokes about husbands
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals
44 → Joke
Am I more likely to get pregnant
if my husband wears boxers
rather than briefs?
Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
44 → Joke
Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the other's goat and today they were meeting for lunch
Nina noticed that Rosie was walking stiffly and asked what the problem was.
Rosie replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my husband is so big I just can't take it."
Nina replied, "I know, I know."
12 → Joke
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said: "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed: "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked: "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said: "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
39 → Joke
"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing
every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend.
"Why shouldn't I?" said Jane.
"Well, maybe he is having an affair
"No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish
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