52 jokes about husbands
between a new husband and a new
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
I think the only reason my husband likes to go
so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
How do you keep your husband from reading your
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Why didn't the husband change the
for a week?
Because the text on the
package said '18-40 lbs'.
A man speaks frantically on phone, "My
, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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