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What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

26     friend jokes


How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

42     sex jokes


Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?

Because the text on the diapers package said '18-40 lbs'.

24     baby jokes


Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

39     sex jokes


A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

42     doctor jokes






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