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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

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businessman:3

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

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caveman,television

Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?

Because the text on the diapers package said '18-40 lbs'.

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caveman,food

businessman:2
A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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