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What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Diana can't stop either.

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car

Bono is up on stage with U2 doing a gig at Wembley, when the song finishes he starts to slowly clap his hands and says into the microphone: "Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies!"

A voice near the front of the stage shouts to bono in a Irish accent: "Well stop fucking clapping then!"

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Proposal

Yo momma's so fat, she could end world hunger just by going on a diet!     ~ anonymous

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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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