3 jokes about housewives
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+ 2?"5 → Joke
The housewife replies: "Four!"
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."8 → JokeProposal
A housewife accused a maid for stealing her panties.1 → Joke
In her defence, she said: "Madam, I don't wear panties even if you ask sir!"