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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

So they can find their way back to the house

17     Man Jokes


Teacher: "Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it."

Little Johnny: "When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!"

19     Little Johnny Jokes


A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said: "Let's talk, I am sure that flights are faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger.

"How about nuclear power?" The girl asked.

"Ok," he said "That could be an interesting topic!"

The girl continues: "But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"The stranger thinks about it and says:"Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies:"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

35     Shit Jokes


A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa.

Consul: "Your name please?"

Saudi: "Abdul-Aziz."

Consul: "Sex?"

Saudi: "Six time a week."

Consul: "I mean, male or female?"

Saudi: "Both male and female sometime even camels."

Consul: "Holy cow!"

Saudi: "Yes, cows & dogs too."

Consul: "Man, isn't that hostile?"

Saudi: "Horse style, dog style, any style!"

Consul: "Oh dear!"

Saudi: "Deer? No deer, they run too fast ...!"

13     Saudis Jokes


Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."

The third convict, a blonde man, was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said - "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating ..."

21     Tampon Jokes






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