An Alcoholic, a Chain Smoker and a Homosexual go to the doctor. 31 Smoking Jokes
The doctor says: "If any of you indulge one more time you'll die."
As they walk home they pass a bar. The Alcoholic has a shot of whiskey, falls off his stool stone cold dead. His friends are shocked.
As they walk along they come upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground still burning. The Homosexual looks at the Chain Smoker and says: "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead!"
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?43 Man Jokes
They already have boyfriends.
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.27 Sex JokesProposal
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!
A Chinese Homosexual Jewish man walks to a bar. He says to bartender0 Short jokes Jokes
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Shit's be rough
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Me asian. I eat shit by the way, as I am a homosexual.
Bartender: Wow, cool!
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves bar without paying because he's a stingy Jew.
He comes back the next day.
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: I control the world. By the way, any Cocker Spaniels for this Rothschild?
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Me eat dog and read torah.
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves the bar without paying because he's a stingy Jew.
Corpse of Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man arrives next day.
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Can me have whisky, me son happens to be gay.
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves the bar and gets in his car before driving off and crashing into a lightpole and dying. ~ Bill Gates Son