Yo momma is so fat. If she gained another pound, she would collapse in on herself and become a black hole.16 Yo Momma Jokes
A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. "Is it true that you called him a liar?25 Supervisor Jokes
"Yes, I did."
"Did you call him stupid?"
"And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac asshole?"
"No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?"
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.27 Asshole Jokes
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids ..."
The sad life a penis: "I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, and my relatives are nuts, my neighbor is an asshole and my best friend’s a cunt!"17 Penis Jokes
This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.27 Sheep JokesNext page Jokes
"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."
He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."
"But ye fuck ONE sheep ..."