Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?28 Sex Jokes
She wants to be the first lady.
What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?52 Sex Jokes
When Hillary is out of town.
Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death."29 Psychic JokesProposal
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
What is the difference between Hillary and Bill?1 Short jokes
Hillary doesn't get caught!
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.10 Restaurant JokesNext page Jokes
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.