Why does Hillary want to have sex
with Bill Clinton
first thing in the morning?
She wants to be the first lady.
goes to a psychic
who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband
is about to die a violent death
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
and Hillary are at a restaurant
. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken
almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable
?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.