Why does Hillary want to have
sex with Bill
Clinton first thing in the morning?
She wants to be the first lady.
Hillary
Clinton goes to a
psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your
husband is about to die a violent
death."
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
Bill and Hillary are at a
restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is
chicken almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the
vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.