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What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?

When Hillary is out of town.

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Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?

She wants to be the first lady.

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Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death."

Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"

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What is the difference between Hillary and Bill?

Hillary doesn't get caught!

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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.

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