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One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed."

The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see."

The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.

The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.

"Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" asked the bartender.

The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years."

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So there were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said,"I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

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A blonde man looked into the mirror, and said: I have seen this face, but where....? The next day he looks at the glass of the public televisions and sees his face and says: Oh... So you were the one who broke into my house yesterday, and the man breaks the glass.... He hurts himself and hello there reader, I hope that you add me on my discord if you see this joke.. My discord is: SamYoBoi#3905     ~ SamYoBoitag3905

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