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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.

Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.

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3 mice in a pub having a heavy discussing who's the hardest.

The first mouse says: "I'm the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room!"

The second mouse says: "You poof I get rat poison crush it into a powder and snort it!"

The third mouse finishes his drink gets up and walks to the door.

"Where are you going?" ask the other two mice.

"Home to fuck the cat!"

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What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your mother-in-law?

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth and your mother-in-law doesn't know the difference.

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