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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

29     blonde jokes


Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

12     math jokes


Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

9     computer jokes


You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.

Thank you.

7     computer jokes


A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.

The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me."

So the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."

53     dick jokes






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