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. Since we have no electricity or computers
, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message
to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.
was standing in a crowded lift
of the hotel she was staying in. When a man
got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast
The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit
, you'll forgive me."
So the woman replies, "If your dick
is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."