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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

31     blonde jokes

Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

11     math jokes

Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

9     computer jokes

You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.

Thank you.

6     computer jokes

A man stands in front of the mirror and says to his wife: "Everytime I look at myself, I get a hard-on!"

Wife replies: "That's because you look like a cunt!"

52     mirror jokes

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