Hard - 46 jokes
What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?81 → Joke
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?35 → Joke
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
What's harder than a diamond? Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.5 → Joke
The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't say anything, but rubbed it out and went on with the class.68 → Joke
But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again - "penis", this time written slightly larger. So she rubbed it out again, and went on with the lesson.
Again next day, in larger letters, there was the word "penis" again. With a red face she rubbed it out and went on with the lesson.
Well, this went on for a whole week, every day the word penis getting bigger.
Finally, on Friday she went into the classroom to find chalked up: "See, the harder you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?41 → Joke
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