Who is General
Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
He was trying to get in touch with Private Data but if it involves a Major Disaster I understand that the fault lies with General Protection.
Furthermore, if you cannot reboot it may be because of a corrupt Colonel.
A little boy
goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mum and I got together in a chat
room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:
"You've got Male!"
from Montana and a cowboy from California are on a sheep
drive. They have been out for weeks and have been pulling sheep out of the mud and working really hard. Eventually they come across a sheep with her head stuck in the fence.
They are both very lonely, so the cowboy from Montana says "I'm first!" and he drops his pants and mounts the sheep. When he is finished, he steps back, looks at the California cowboy, and says "You're next".
The California cowboy drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
You have just received the Amish virus
. Since we have no electricity or computers
, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.
A man goes to see his doctor because his wife hasn't had sex with him for 3 months. The doctor tells him to have his wife come visit him and so he does. The doctor asks the wife why she hasn't had sex with the man in so long. She tells the doctor that she has to take the taxi ever since her car broke down and she hardly ever has money to pay so the taxi driver asks her to questions, one being or what so she always takes the or what. When she gets to work late her boss asks if he has to fire her or what and she takes the or what. When she goes home it's the same thing again with the taxi driver. The doctor stares at her and asks, "Do I have to tell your husband or what?"0