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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."
2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"
3) "We haven't got a policy on that".
4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."
5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.

11     Light Bulb Jokes


How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Changing light bulbs is futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current.
2) None. They just self-destruct the malfunctioning equipment.
3) All of them.

6     Light Bulb Jokes


Proposal

One little girl takes a shower with her nan, points down and asked: "What's that?"

Nan says: "That's my beaver."

The next day the girl went to shower with her mum and points down and says: "I know what that is, it's your beaver."

Mum replies: "Oh yeah how do you know that?"

"Nan told me, but I think hers is dead because it's tongue is hanging out!"

1     Short jokes


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

1     Light Bulb Jokes




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