116 jokes about hands
37 supermarket jokes
A young man
was hired by a supermarket
and reported for his first day of work
. The manager
greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom
"Son, your first job
will be to sweep
out the store."
"But I'm a college
graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
34 ball jokes
What do you have when you have two little balls
in your hand?
's undivided attention
33 blonde jokes
were in a bar
watching the television
when the news
came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb
enough to jump again!"
22 blonde jokes
What do you do when a blonde
throws a pin
Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade
in her mouth
33 princess jokesNext page Jokeshand sayings
Once upon a time, a beautiful princess
happened upon a frog
in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince
until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss
from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."
That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.