A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.33 Pastor Jokes
"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.
"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"
"Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?23 Blonde Jokes
A man said to his wife, "I have to show the grey hair on my chest to get my pension."5 Cock Jokes
The wife said: "You should have shown your cock, we could have got disability allowance!"
How do you teach a blonde maths?36 Sex Jokes
Add a bed, subtract her knickers, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!
A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?58 Sex JokesNext page Jokes
Mum says:"That's my sponge.
The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."