103 jokes about guys
Why do
blonde chicks have cum in their
navels?
Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!
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blonde jokesTwo guys went to a gas station that was holding a
contest: a chance to win free
sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the male attendant.
"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."
"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven."
"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.
The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.
"Two!" said the second guy.
"Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."
As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said his buddy. "My
wife won twice last week."
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sex jokesA guy walks into work, and both of his
ears are all bandaged up. The
boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was
ironing a shirt when the
phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the
iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the
doctor!"
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doctor jokesA guy walks into a
bar and demands to know "Who's the
strongest in here?"
The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"
The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my
car to the gas station?"
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car jokesA guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his
partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My
wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it,
man," said his partner, "you don't stand a
snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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