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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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Proposal
One little girl takes a shower with her nan, points down and asked: "What's that?"
Nan says: "That's my beaver."
The next day the girl went to shower with her mum and points down and says: "I know what that is, it's your beaver."
Mum replies: "Oh yeah how do you know that?"
"Nan told me, but I think hers is dead because it's tongue is hanging out!"
Nan says: "That's my beaver."
The next day the girl went to shower with her mum and points down and says: "I know what that is, it's your beaver."
Mum replies: "Oh yeah how do you know that?"
"Nan told me, but I think hers is dead because it's tongue is hanging out!"
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