3 jokes about grocery stores
3 fart jokesProposal
How can you tell if you cut a really potent fart
while in the grocery store?
The lady behind you starts checking her eggs
A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"7 Short jokes
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."
The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."
The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"
The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother. They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike, and my little brother can't do either of those things."
2 tampon jokes Jokesgrocery store sayings
A lady goes into a grocery store to buy some tampon
. As fate would have it she picked up a box without a price
on it. When the cashier
went to ring it up he noticed there was not a price.
As grocery cashiers are so inclined to do, he grabbed the P. A. microphone and said, "Need a price on TAMPAX!"
A stock boy who heard the garbled message thought the cashier said, "Some tacks
" and promptly yelled back, "The kind you pound in with a hammer or the kind you push in with your finger?"