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What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?

One has Hope in her Soul and One has Soap in her Hole!

24     Lady Jokes


Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.

19     Yo Momma Jokes


A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

17     Golf Jokes


A guy goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

51     Doctor Jokes


Proposal

Q. What is green and goes camping?

A. A brussel scout     ~ D-TRAIN

2     Short jokes






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