Jokes - Gravity


 


NASA · Russians · Pencils · Pens · Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.
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Teachers · Physics · Students · Isaac Newton
teacherPhysics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
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Chuck Norris · Trees · Autumns · Gravity
tree.springBefore science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
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