4 jokes about gravity
Physics Teacher44 teacher jokes
: "Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple
fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"Student
: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books
like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
12 Chuck Norris jokes
was invented it was once believed that autumn
occurred when Chuck Norris
roundhouse kicked every tree
24 NASA jokes
first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens
would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
used a pencil
8 violist jokes Jokes
If you throw a violist
and a soprano
off a cliff
, which one would hit the ground first?