4 jokes about gravity
Physics Teacher30 → Joke
: "Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple
fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"Student
: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books
like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
8 → Joke
was invented it was once believed that autumn
occurred when Chuck Norris
roundhouse kicked every tree
16 → Joke
first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens
would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
used a pencil
5 → Joke
If you throw a violist
and a soprano
off a cliff
, which one would hit the ground first?