4 jokes about gravity
Physics Teacher: "Isaac
Newton was sitting under a tree when an
apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"
Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at
books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
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teacher jokesBefore
science was invented it was once believed that
autumn occurred when Chuck
Norris roundhouse kicked every
tree in existence.
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Chuck Norris jokesWhen
NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint
pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The
Russians used a
pencil.
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NASA jokesIf you throw a
violist and a
soprano off a
cliff, which one would hit the ground first?
Who cares?
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