5 jokes about grammar
Yoda of Borg, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be!4 → Joke
Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.16 → Joke
Susie: "I is ..."
Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".
Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Yo momma is so stupid. She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.20 → JokeProposal
Proper punctuation and grammar is what changes the statement, "Get off of that dick!" to, "Get off of that, Dick!"2 → JokeProposal
Grammar is important.1 → Joke
Capital letters are the difference betwen helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.