5 jokes about grammar
Yoda4 → Joke
, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be!
Teacher15 → Joke
, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.
Susie: "I is ..."
Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".
Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
20 → JokeProposal
is so stupid
. She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.
Grammar is important.1 → JokeProposal
Capital letters are the difference betwen helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Proper punctuation and grammar is what changes the statement, "Get off of that dick!" to, "Get off of that, Dick!"1 → Joke