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Yoda of Borg, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be!

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Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.

Susie: "I is ..."

Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".

Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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teacher

Yo momma is so stupid. She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.

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Proposal

Grammar is important.

Capital letters are the difference betwen helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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Proposal

Proper punctuation and grammar is what changes the statement, "Get off of that dick!" to, "Get off of that, Dick!"

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