33 jokes about golf
2 golf ball jokes
Golf balls are like eggs
They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.
0 golfer jokesProposal
It's amazing how a golfer
who never helps
out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.
Nathan goes to see his doctor. After a lengthy examination the doctor sighs, and says, "I've some bad news for you, Nathan. You have an incurable cancer. I suggest you quickly put your affairs in order." Nathan is initially shocked, but then, being a calm, solid character, he composes himself and quietly leaves the doctor's office. His son Max is waiting for him.12 Short jokes
"Max," says Nathan, "we celebrate when things are good and we sometimes celebrate when things are not so good. In my case, Max, things aren't so good - I have cancer, so I suggest we go to my golf club for a few drinks." 4 or 5 glasses of whisky later, the two are feeling a little less sad. Then, after a few laughs and some more glasses of whisky, they are approached by two of Nathan's club mates, curious as to what Nathan and Max are celebrating.
Nathan tells them, "Guys, we're drinking to my impending death. I've been diagnosed with AIDS." His club mates are shocked. They give Nathan their condolences, have a couple of beers and leave. Max then says, "Dad, you tell me you're dying of cancer yet you tell your friends you're dying of AIDS. I don't understand."
Nathan replies, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm gone."
4 politician jokesProposal
Two political candidates
were having a hot debate.
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other: "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other guy screamed back: "You leave my wife
out of this!"
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.4 Short jokesNext page Jokes
I was uncomfortable with the women's type I had been playing with.
After turning for several minutes, a good looking gentleman working in the store approached me.
He asked if he could help me.
Without giving it a thought, I looked at him and said: "I think I like playing with men's balls!"