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Chuck Norris
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God
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Flying
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
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Fishing
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Idios
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God
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Rink
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."
He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"
"No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."
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Police
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God
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Suspects
Police Quote: "In God we trust, all others are suspects."
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Chuck Norris
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God
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Pastors
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Church
In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin." Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"
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Chuck Norris
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God
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Faith
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.
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God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
Police Quote: "In God we trust, all others are suspects."
In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin." Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"