Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.21 Catholic Jokes
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic man chirps, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ...?"
She replies, "I have a gorgeous daughter. When she walks into a room, people say, ... Oh God!"
Yo momma is so old, when God said "Let there be light!" she flipped the switch.3 Yo Momma Jokes
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"3 Michael Jackson Jokes
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I should take her somewhere expensive.5 Petrol JokesProposal
I took her to a petrol station!
A young boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between theorectically and realistically?"9 Short jokesNext page JokesGod Sayings
"Well son, go and ask your mother if she would sleep with the postman for $1million ..."
The little boy asks his mum and then goes back to his dad: "She said yes ..."
"Now go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the milkman for $2million ..."
The little boy asks his sister: "She said yes, but whats the difference between theoretically and realistically?"
"Well son, theorectically we are sitting on $3million ... realistically we are living with a couple of slags!"