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3 Michael Jackson jokesProposal
A little kid
asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
A young boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between theorectically and realistically?"9 Short jokes
"Well son, go and ask your mother if she would sleep with the postman for $1million ..."
The little boy asks his mum and then goes back to his dad: "She said yes ..."
"Now go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the milkman for $2million ..."
The little boy asks his sister: "She said yes, but whats the difference between theoretically and realistically?"
"Well son, theorectically we are sitting on $3million ... realistically we are living with a couple of slags!"
23 sex jokes
Paul and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Paul that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven
is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.
A few days later, as Paul's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Paul asks.
"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex
to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex."
3 petrol jokesNext page JokesGod sayings
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I should take her somewhere expensive
I took her to a petrol