The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."25 Nun Jokes
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.10 Chuck Norris Jokes
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?13 Amish Jokes
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."22 Adam Jokes
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.10 Chuck Norris JokesNext page JokesGod Sayings