, a pastor
was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."
stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"
were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples
. The nun
made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies
. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."