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God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

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Why did God create man?

Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

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caveman,food

Police Quote: "In God we trust, all others are suspects."

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Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" she asked.

"Why, God tells me."

"Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

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How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.

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light bulb

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