Girlfriend jokes

18 jokes about girlfriends



A high-school sports fan takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They have a great time, and their team wins. After the game, he askes his girlfriend how she enjoyed the experience. She says, "I loved it. The hot guys, the tight pants, but it made no sense to me." Confused, her boyfriend askes, "What confused you? It's pretty simple." She replies, "At the beginning of the game, they flip a quarter to see who gets the ball first. Then, the whole game they're shouting 'Get the quarterback, get the quarterback!' I mean, hellllooooo, it's just 25 cents!"

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 ponds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 Minites.

(And what is the difference between a brunette and a blonde?
Maybe 4 to 5 less mistakes in typing the joke up for people to understand.)

This was a re-submitted joke of another which had fail spelling as you can see.

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What doesn't belong on this list; meat, eggs, girlfriend, blowjob.?

Blowjob. Because you can beat your meat eggs and girlfriend, but you can't beat a blowjob.

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