What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?22 Blonde Jokes
Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?32 Blonde Jokes
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the other's goat and today they were meeting for lunch.31 Sex Jokes
Nina noticed that Rosie was walking stiffly and asked what the problem was.
Rosie replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my husband is so big I just can't take it."
Nina replied, "I know, I know."
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.41 Little Johnny Jokes
The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby ... if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish.32 Blonde Jokes
The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home.
The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends were here ..."