8 jokes about gifts
A
husband buys his
wife a
car for
Christmas ...
"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you
fat fucker!"
54
car jokesAfter she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our
anniversary. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
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anniversary jokes10
Chuck Norris jokesHOW TO
IMPRESS A
WOMANCompliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A
MANArrive
naked ... with
beer.
44
woman jokesProposalWhat do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
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