4 jokes about george washington
15 boy jokes
There was a boy
who had to use an outhouse
and he hated it sooo bad. One day it started to rain really hard and it got the bank all slippery and wet so he decided to push it off. He did it and later that night his father
asked him if he pushed off the outhouse.
He said: "Yes."
His father told his son to come with him to get his whipping.
The boy said: "George Washington didn't get in trouble when he chopped down the cherry tree
because he was honest."
The boys father said: "but George Washingtons father wasn't in the cherry tree when he chopped it down."
8 test jokes
Father: "How did you do in your tests
Son: "I did what George Washington did!"
Father: "What was that?"
Son: "Went down in history
4 mother-in-law jokes
What is the difference
between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your mother-in-law
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth and your mother-in-law doesn't know the difference.
40 sex jokes Jokes
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?