A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."41 Penis Jokes
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite."
The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"
The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."
The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?18 Man Jokes
3) MENtal breakdown
Why do men break wind more than women?27 Woman Jokes
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?12 Man Jokes Jokes
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.