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A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook a long line of inconvenienced travelers by herself. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushes to the front and demands to be on the next flight, first class.

Agent: "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first."

Passenger: "Do you have any idea who I am?"

The gate agent grabs her public address microphone, "May I have your attention, please? We have a passenger here who does not know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 17."

The man grits his teeth, "Screw you."

She replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."

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Proposal

A Chinese Homosexual Jewish man walks to a bar. He says to bartender
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Shit's be rough
Bartender: Shit??
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Me asian. I eat shit by the way, as I am a homosexual.
Bartender: Wow, cool!

Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves bar without paying because he's a stingy Jew.
He comes back the next day.

Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: I control the world. By the way, any Cocker Spaniels for this Rothschild?
Bartender: No
Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Me eat dog and read torah.
Bartender: Wow

Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves the bar without paying because he's a stingy Jew.

Corpse of Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man arrives next day.

Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man: Can me have whisky, me son happens to be gay.
Bartender: ok

Chinese Homosexual Jewish Man leaves the bar and gets in his car before driving off and crashing into a lightpole and dying.     ~ Bill Gates Son

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Proposal

A man goes to his wife saying.
"My wife, I hate you, you smell and are ugly!"
Wife says:
"Then why did you married me?"
"Man says'
Id on't know
Man pulls a glock 15 and shoots her in the head.

He goes to a Chinese restaurant where he meets a bartender.

Bartender: Herro, me chinese, want food?
Man: No     ~ Bill Gates Son

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Proposal

A Chinese man goes to a funeral home. He says to the mortician:

炸弹威胁或可疑物品应始终受到重视。您对炸弹威胁作出反应的速度和安全程度如何可以挽救生命,包括您自己的生命。你该怎么办?

下面列出的指南和资源概述了炸弹威胁或可疑物品的详细程序,将帮助您在这些事件中做好准备并做出适当反应。     ~ Bill Gates Son

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