If ... 1. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 2. If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam? 3. If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed? 4. If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn’t an exterminator be the opposite? 5. If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? 6. If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? 7. If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible? 8. If Practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice? 9. If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers? 10. If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? 11. If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care? 12. If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can’t find himself? 13. If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent? 14. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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