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Rank: 18 Topics: USA, New York, Alaska, Coloradostar_full.gifstar_full.gifstar_full.gifstar_full.gifstar_empty.gif
usa.gifLife in the USA

You're on the West Coast when ...
  • you make over $250,000 and still can't afford to buy your own house.
  • the high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
  • the fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
  • you know how to eat an artichoke.
  • you drive to your neighborhood block party.
You're in New York when ...
  • you say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
  • you have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
  • you can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
  • you think Central Park is "nature."
  • you believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
  • you've worn out a car horn.
  • you think eye contact is an act of aggression.
you're in Alaska when ...
  • you only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco.
  • halloween costumes fit over parkas.
  • you have more than one recipe for moose.
  • sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
  • the four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
You're in the South when ...
  • you get a movie and bait in the same store.
  • "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
  • after a year you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
  • "he needed killin' " is a valid defense.
You're in Colorado when ...
  • you carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
  • you tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care.
  • a pass does not involve a football or dating.
  • the top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.
You're in the Midwest when ...
  • you've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
  • your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
  • you have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
  • you end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall, I wanna go with."
  • your first job was detasseling.
  • when asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different."
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