Actual Warning Labels On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." On a curling iron: "For external use only!" On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." On a fireplace lighter: "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." On a Holmes bathroom heater: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." On a can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes." On a toilet bowl cleaning brush: "Do not use orally." On a birthday card for a 1 year old: "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm: "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." On a box of rat poison: "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." From a Rally’s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh: "For a limited time only." On a remote control for a TV: "Not dishwasher safe."
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