A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".31 Wife Jokes
The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."
Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?42 Blonde Jokes
She got cold and turned off the fan.
Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.34 Princess Jokes
The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."
That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?34 Blonde Jokes
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?28 Sex JokesNext page JokesFunny Sayings
She wants to be the first lady.