What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?49 Gay Jokes
He went down to two butts a day.
Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.31 Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.22 Stupid Jokes
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.40 Coffee Jokes
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"38 Man JokesNext page JokesFunny Sayings
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.
If only men would listen.