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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

14     Food Jokes

A man goes to see a wizard and says: "Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?"

"Maybe" says the wizard, "If you can remember the exact words of the curse."

The man replies without hesitation: "I now pronounce you as man and wife!"

15     Curse Jokes

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

Samson. He brought the house down.

7     Bible Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

34     Gun Jokes

What's the most effective birth control device for men.

Their manners.

18     Man Jokes

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