A man says to his wife: "Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."48 Penis Jokes
His wife replies: "You have a bigger willy than your brother!"
What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?51 Woman Jokes
Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.
A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"25 Lottery Jokes
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?35 Woman Jokes
A battery has a positive side.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.18 Writer JokesNext page JokesFunny Sayings
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.