Why don't cannibals eat clowns?3 Cannibal Jokes
Because they taste funny!
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!60 Sex Jokes
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.27 Hospital Jokes
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick, and Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pea jumps around outside.63 Dick Jokes
The teacher returns and yells: "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"
First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"87 Wife JokesNext page JokesFunny Sayings
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."