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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

3     Cannibal Jokes


Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!

60     Sex Jokes


Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

27     Hospital Jokes


There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick, and Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pea jumps around outside.

The teacher returns and yells: "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"

63     Dick Jokes


First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

87     Wife Jokes






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