One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names?16 Indian Jokes
The dad answers, "Well, son, it's tradition when an Indian baby is born for the father to go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees ... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."
A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him.17 Circumcision Jokes
The next day his secretary said "Rabbi, several members of the congregation were really upset with you when you cut them short yesterday."
At that point, a man who had been sitting within earshot in the reception room got up and departed hurriedly.
"Who was that?" asked the Rabbi.
"Oh, that was Mr. Ruthenberg." she answered. "He wanted to speak to you about a circumcision for his son."
Microsoft is not the answer - Microsoft is the question. The answer is no!6 Microsoft JokesProposal
Mother to son: who are you talking with on mobile?6 Short jokes
Son: IAM talking with mother of Mike.
Mother: and who is Mike?
Son: your future grandchild ~ Funny
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