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caveman,food
There was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her.

The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her.

The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fucked before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fucked."

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What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.

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woman,martini

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Once upon s time there lived a bitch who fucked her dad every night one night her mom walked in on them. The dads was fucking the girl when the mom laid down on top of the dad to make it hurt the girl more the girl then begin yelling fuck fuck fuck until a polic arrived to fuck the bitch even harder.     ~ An-jelly

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