Fuck - 80 jokesProposal
A little girl finds her dog dead with his legs in the air and she asks her dad why it's like that.9 Short jokes
Dad says: "It has died and it's like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven."
The next day girl says to dad: "Mom nearly died today. She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting: 'Oh Jesus, I'm coming, I'm coming and if the milkman hadn't been holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"
46 taxi jokes
A passenger taps a taxi
drivers on his shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.
"Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.
"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse
for 20 years."
16 irish jokes
The Fire Brigade were trying to rescue an Irishman from the 10th floor of a burning building.Fireman
shouts: "Jump and we'll catch you in this blanket!"
Irishman replies: "Fuck off, I don't trust you, lay it on the floor!"
41 sex jokes
Am I more likely to get pregnant
if my husband
rather than briefs?
Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.
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dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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