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42 sex jokes
What have clouds and men
got in common?
When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!
71 suicide jokes
went into a library
and asked for a book on how to commit suicide
The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
28 hospital jokesProposal
A man was rushed in to hospital
yesterday because he swallowed a five pound note.
They are keeping him in for observation on his condition - but so far there has been no change!
A little girl finds her dog dead with his legs in the air and she asks her dad why it's like that.8 Short jokesNext page Jokes
Dad says: "It has died and it's like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven."
The next day girl says to dad: "Mom nearly died today. She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting: 'Oh Jesus, I'm coming, I'm coming and if the milkman hadn't been holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"