in a pub having a heavy discussing who's the hardest.
The first mouse says: "I'm the hardest I go up to mousetraps
rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room!"
The second mouse says: "You poof I get rat poison crush it into a powder and snort it!"
The third mouse finishes his drink gets up and walks to the door.
"Where are you going?" ask the other two mice.
"Home to fuck the cat
Wife was cleaning 12 year old son's bedroom, when she finds a serious load of bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband, "what do we do?"
Husband says, "I'm no expert, but I wouldn't fucking spank him." ~ D-TRAIN