Fuck - 77 jokesProposal
Little Porny was bored, so she decided to go see what her mother was doing. As she walked into her mother's room, she heard her say: "Shit!" She asked her mother what that meant and her mother said: "Dear, it's just another word for make-up".4 Short jokes
So she goes on her way past her brothers room, she hears him say: "Cunt and tits" Sshe goes in and asks: "What does that mean?" He says: "Ooh thats another word for coats and hats."
She goes down-stairs to the kitchen to get a drink and again hears her dad say: "Fuck!" She asks: "Daddy what does that means?" "Aah! my little one, thats another word for stuffing the turkey."
So she comfortably gets her drink and goes to watch a movie. Few minutes later, the door bell rings, she runs to get it opened and says: "Come in, can I take your cunts and tits? Mom is up-stairs putting shit on her face, daddy is down stairs fucking the turkey!"
9 indian jokesProposal
One day an Indian
boy asked his father why they have such long names
answers, "Well, son, it's tradition when an Indian baby
is born for the father to go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees ... Why do you ask Two Dogs
There are different ways to enjoy sex after marriage.2 Short jokesProposal
1) Smurf Sex: This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep it up until you're blue in your faces.
2) Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime.
3) Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have kids, so you got to do it in bedroom.
4) Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say: "Fuck you!"
5) Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced and the bitch fucks you before the judge and everyone else in court!
Whats the difference between porn star casts and movie star casts?1 Short jokesProposal
Porn stars fuck each other on screen. Movie stars fuck each other off screen.
"I've got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says.2 Short jokesNext page Jokes
"What's the bad news?" asks the patient.
"The bad news is that unfortunately you've only got 3 months to live."
The patient is taken back, "What's the good news then Doctor?"
The doctor points over to the secretary at the front desk, "You see that blonde with the big breasts, tight ass and legs that go all the way up to heaven?", the patient shakes his head and the doctor replies, "I'm fucking her."